meladoodle:

will.i.am changes his name to am.i.will? he is struggling with an identity crisis.

(via casinthetardis221b)

dickmark:

OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

(Source: vonlipwigs, via americanidjit)

nayx:

this is the police.  come out.  its ok to be gay

(via carry-on-my-wayward-castiel)

tabbran:

tumblr dot com where a picture of fried chicken or a glass of milk gets a trigger warning request but if you ask people to tone down their incest fantasies you get yelled at, cool website #1

(via americanidjit)

thecomicreliefcharacter:

thecomicreliefcharacter:

Mum just came home with nearly 50 fucking cartons of milk I thought this maths problem shit was a tumblr joke I didn’t think fuckery like this legitimately took place

no girls allowed

(via beardsandblueboxes)

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

(via americanidjit)

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

(via ilikeplantspercy)

timomundsons:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

(Source: heathledgerarchives, via the-life-you-stole)